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Or you'd like to have your own say while you act the blushing bride

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Just let me know your subject and I'll put your words to rhyme

I'll aim to do it quickly as we're all quite short of time

And you can then relax and say that you have done your bit

And all you did was pay some cash to claim it as your wit!